Archive for April, 2008

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Pizza My Heart


My days in my first NY apartment are dwindling and so are the opportunities to have dinner parties. Since my new apartment has a maximum capacity of 5 before it turns into a fire hazard, I’m trying to make the most of the space here in my Brooklyn apartment. And since my lovely Ericabeth (I […]

My First Seder


I was invited to my first Passover Seder dinner this past Saturday. If being Jewish means eating lots of food, drinking glass after glass of wine, and getting to eat chocolate covered matzah, then I’m converting very soon.

It’s a traditional steak house in EVERY sense. What does that mean? I’m not sure. But I’m pretty certain very little has changed since┬átheir opening night 120 years ago, including some of the waitstaff.

I promise this isn’t a cop out. I will start cooking soon. But for now, I’m enjoying the culinary offerings of NYC and you’ll have to bear with me.